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Also, I am not new to howrse, i have an account on the intl, there my name is BlueCookie. I also have an account on the US one. My name there is Hope Grace.

I am open to friend requests, I would like to have as many friends as possible! But if you do want to send me a friend request or maybe a message, please don't send one asking for my personal information, I will not respond and you will be blocked. But other than that, I don't bite!

About Me: I am a high schooler and younger than you might think, so be nice.

Hogwarts House: Gryffindor/Slytherin

Wand: Beech wood with a phoenix feather core, 14 ½" and pliant flexibility

Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However, the only way to tell is if they 1. Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2. Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3. Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. 4. Burst out laughing when something funny happens. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people!

WE ARE GIRLS: WE RUN AROUND THE HOUSE WHILE WE BRUSH OUR TEETH. WE READ THE SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER. WE LAUGH AT OUR OWN JOKES BEFORE WE TELL THEM. WE CAN READ A SENTENCE 10 TIMES WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING IT. WE PUSH DOORS, EVEN WHEN THE BOLD LETTERS IN FRONT OF US SAY PULL. WE SAY "WHAT?" EVEN IF WE HAVE UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING SOMEONE HAS SAID. WE HATE IT WHEN THE WIND MESSES UP OUR HAIR. WE CAN SEE THE SAME MOVIE 10 TIMES. WE HAVE TO CALL OUR OWN PHONE TO FIND IT. WE CAN LOOK AT THE CLOCK WITHOUT SEEING WHAT TIME IT IS. WE TURN THE PILLOW OVER TO LIE ON THE COLD SIDE. WE SET THE ALARM CLOCK TO RING EARLIER IN THE MORNING SO WE CAN LAY IN LONGER. BEFORE WE GO TO BED, WE CALCULATE HOW MANY HOURS WE GET TO SLEEP. WE TRY AND DO THINGS BEFORE THE MICROWAVE BEEPS,CLOSE THE FRIDGE DOOR REALLY SLOW TO SEE IF THE LIGHT STAYS ON,TRY AND BALANCE THE LIGHT SWITCH BETWEEN ON AND OFF. PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU THINK THAT GIRLS ARE AWESOME

Friends: Never ask for food.

Best Friends: Are the reasons you have no food.

Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs

Best Friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM

Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

Best Friends: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun"

Friends: Never seen you cry.

Best Friends: Have a wet shoulder from your tears

Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back

Best Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

Friends: Know a few things about you.

Best Friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

Best Friends: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

Friends: Would knock on your front door.

Best Friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Friends: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.

Best Friends: Will knock them out.

Friends: Will read this.

Best Friends: Will copy this too

10 THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU:

1) You are reading this.

3) You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips.

4) You just attempted to do it.

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face and you just skipped No.5

8) You just checked if there is a No.5

9) You laugh at this because you fell for it and so does everyone else.

10) You are probably going to put this on your page to see who else falls for it.

There was a mare sold to a man for $35, and then sold to someone else for $100. He tried to load her to take her to her new home but she balked and refused to load. So, he decided to force her in with pain - by wrapping barbed wire around her halter - each tug cutting her face more and more. Now he was getting angry, and decided to tie her to the trailer and drag her helplessly behind - the barbed wire cutting viciously into her face. Her hooves were literally sawed off and are mostly gone now. When she finally collapsed he only grew angrier, and unhitched the trailer rolling in on top of the exhausted mare. But her punishment wasn't enough, not until he shot her in the face. But with the stubbornness of a mule, she did not give up. Fortunately, through all this torture and abuse, the little mare survived. Her road to recovery will be a long one, but with your help, a possible one. The little mare's name is Naysa. COPY THIS STORY TO SHOW THAT YOU CARE ABOUT THIS POOR HORSE. WE WOULD LIKE THIS TO BE ON EVERY HOWRSE PAGE!!!!! <-- True story by the way. Look up Naysa the mare or horse in Google images to see what he did to her.

A story from another player's page:

I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back; the boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'' The little boy turned to the old woman next to him and said, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' She replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this: "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of himself. He was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have to leave me, but Daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sorrowful eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy, "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll!'' "OK!" he said, "I hope I do have enough," I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said, "Thank you, God, for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state of mind from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine, and in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Copy and paste this on your page if this story touched your heart!

Things To Think About

Who let the dogs out...where's the beef...how to get to Sesame Street... why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps...Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails... why "abbreviated" is such a long word; or why is there a D in 'fridge' but not in refrigerator... why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons..why can you spell it "grey" & "gray"...why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... and just what is Victoria's secret?

Teacher: Class can you see God?

Teacher: Can you touch God?

Teacher: Then there is no God

*student raises hand*

Student: Can you see your brain?

Student: Can you touch your brain?

Student: Then you don't have a brain.

1. Go to Burger King and ask where the nearest McDonalds is

2. Run out of a zoo screaming "The animals are loose!"

3. Go to a restaurant and order a diet water with a serious face

4. Go up to and old man and yell "Grandpa your still alive! It's a miracle!"

5. Go up to someone and say your not wearing pants

6. Take your stuffed animal to the vet

7. Got to the pet store and buy bird seed then ask how long it takes them to hatch

8. Fill your mouth with whip cream and run down the street yelling "I have rabies!"

9. Go up to someone, point and say your one of them. Back away slowly

10. Hug a tree in the park and yell at people "We're in love!"

11. Put a desk in the elevator. When people walk in, ask them if they have an appointment

12. Buy an ice cream cone and ask the clerk if they believe in unicorns. Then smash the cone on your forehead

13. Go to Walmart and buy a box of twinkles then go up to and older person who looks like you and say " I'm the younger you. Want a Twinkie?"

14. Put a sign in public bathrooms saying "No Dumping"

15. Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy

16. When your late to school and your teacher asks you why your late, tell them your pet rock died

17. Stare at people in an elevator then sneeze on them

18. Jump onto a person and yell "The universe is ending! Run dude run!"

99% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 1% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera yelling, "do a backflip!"

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos!... You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving Suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn up side down." (well.... uh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (.......and you thought.....?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what??)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (umm, what?)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Step 3: maybe, um...... fly Delta?)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (....was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

On a child's play phone: "Will not work when plugged in."(Thank you for letting me know that - I was afraid my child was going to make a long distance phone call to Tokyo.)

On an apparatus used to hang up shovels, brooms and other such things in a garage with a picture showing how it works: "Tools in picture not included in box." (ah, come on, I really wanted that pretty shovel!)

WAYS TO KEEP YOUR SANITY!!!

1. Sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

4. Put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"

5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face.

6. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go"

7. Skip rather than walk.

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. Sing along at the opera.

10. Five days in advance tell your friends you can't go to their party because you're just not in the mood.

11. When money comes out of the cash machine, scream " I WON, I WON! "

12. When leaving the zoo, start running toward your car in the parking lot screaming, " They're loose! "

13. Put this on your page and make someone else smile. I have recently.

154367832% of the world think warrior cats is stupid. 25% say who cares.

Copy this on to your page if you are part of that 5% that would take a hard cover warrior cat book and slap the other people saying,"StarClan is out for revenge!"

PLEASE put this on your page if you know someone or are related to someone who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable, and in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this on their page, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% of people are sitting in the shower... armed with fire extinguishers... And the remaining 1% are awesome and will share this with everyone!

A teacher gave her kindergarten class to go home and learn the first five letters of the alphabet so Kyle goes home and asks his mom who is on the phone, and says "What is the first letter of the Alphabet?" she says, "Shut Up!" So he then goes to his sister who is playing guitar and asks "What is the second letter of the alphabet?" She is singing "Oh Yeah Baby! Yeah!" He proceeds to go into his brothers room who is watching Football and asks "What is the third letter of the Alphabet?" And his brother screams, "44!" Afterwords he goes to his dad who is in the backyard grilling burgers and asks "Dad what is the fourth letter of the Alphabet?" His dad yells "My buns are burning! My buns are burning!" So he then sees his Grandfather in the backyard who is taking out the trash and asks "What is the fifth letter of the Alphabet"? His grandfather is singing, "In the garbage! In the garbage!" Happy Kyle shows up to class and his teacher calls on him and asks, "Well Kyle, what is the first letter of the alphabet?" He says "Shut Up!" The teacher replies "Excuse me? Do you want to go to the principals office?" and Kyle says "Oh Yeah Baby! Yeah!" So when he gets to the principals office the principal says "I heard you have been very bad. How many spankings do you want?" Kyle says "44!" The principal says "OK 1 2 3 ... 42 43 44 How do you feel?" "My Buns are burning! my buns are burning!" he yells. The principal tells him that she needs to talk to his parents. "Where do you live?" she asks. He replies, "In the garbage! In the garbage!"

Normal People: See a stray cat

Hunger Games Fans: See a stray cat and know it is Buttercup

Normal People: Hear a cry for help and run toward it.

Hunger Games Fans: Hear a cry for help and yell, "I'm coming, Rue!"

Normal People: See a liquor shop and ignore it.

Hunger Games Fans: See a liquor shop and know Haymitch has been there.

Normal People: Burn Coal.

Hunger Games Fans: See coal and gasp: "I thought the mines were shut down!"

Normal People: Warm theirselves by the fire.

Hunger Games Fans: Try to wear the fire.

Normal People: See someone hunting with a bow and arrow and call them by their real name

Hunger Games Fans: Walk by and say " Shoot straight Katniss!" no matter what their name is.

Normal People: Go camping in a tent

Hunger Games Fans: Belt themselves into a tree

Normal People: Will eat the food out of the cornacopia at Thanksgiving.

Hunger Games Fans: Stand on their chair for 60 seconds warning people to not touch the ground. Once the 60 seconds is up, you grab something out of the cornacopia and sprint out the front door

Normal People: Ignore this

Hunger Games Fans: Put this on there page!!

You say football, I say quidditch

You say coke, I say butterbeer

You say chemistry, I say potions

You say prison, I say Azkaban

You say forever, I say Always

You say childhood, I say Harry Potter

You say home, I say Hogwarts

I don't know what else to put here.

you can stop scrolling now

So, um, thanks for visiting my page, and bye!

hello? is anyone there to listen to me?

okay, this is final. DO NOT KEEP SCROLLING IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU!

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Well, well, well you didn't listen I see. hope you had fun scrolling for nothing.

WAIT! want some candy? I'll give you some if you stop scrolling. okay, well not really, but you can go buy some right now if you stop scrolling RIGHT NOW.

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